Salt and Blood Pressure

 
   Father: Shut up! Don't tell your father how to manage our business. I
   have eaten more salt than you have rice!
   Son: Yes, sir. But no wonder your blood pressure is getting so high.
   　
   鹽與血壓
   父親：閉嘴！不要告訴你老子我應當怎麼幹，我吃的鹽比你吃的米還多！
   兒子：遵命。可是怪不得您的血壓如今這麼高。
   （註：醫學報導，人若吃得太鹹，血壓就會變高）