A Small Dragon

 
   Xiao-long: Ma, why did you name me Xiao-long (a small dragon)?
   Mother: Because when I was pregnant with you, I dreamed of a small
   dragon.
   Xiao-long: Oh! I see. . .But, but, but, if what you dreamed of was not
   a small dragon, but a small pig, then . . .
   　
   小 龍
   小龍：媽，為甚麼您給我起名字叫小龍？
   媽：因為當我懷你的時候，我夢過一條小龍。
   小龍：喔！我明白了。但是，但是，但是如果您夢到的不是小龍而是小豬那 . .
   .