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2014年11月15日 星期六

A Busy Patient

 
   Patient: Doctor, I feel so weak.
   Doctor: Okay, let me check.
   Patient: What's wrong with me?
   Doctor: You are physically exhausted. You need more nutrition.
   Patient: How can I get enough nutrition quickly? I am a very busy man.
   Doctor: Intravenous drip.
   Patient: How long would it take?
   Doctor: A couple of hours.
   Patient: (Points to the intravenous drip bottle) May I drink it? I can
   finish it in three minutes.
    
   繁忙的病人
   病人:醫生,我覺得渾身無力。
   醫生:好,讓我檢查檢查。
   病人:我怎麼了?
   醫生:體力過渡消耗,你需要增加營養。
   病人:我是個大忙人,有甚麼辦法能叫我快點獲得足夠的營養?
   醫生:打點滴。
   病人:打點滴要多久?
   醫生:兩三個小時。
   病人:(手指著裝有點滴的瓶子)可不可以用喝的?我三分鐘就能把它喝完。